Chubby Chasers

I think that every fatty has a an interesting experience while dating. Maybe some of you date other fatties, or you have a chubby chaser, my problem is I don't like either. I am not just a big girl, I am a tall girl. I am about 5'10" and when I wear heels I can be up to 6'2" so I don't really like short guys. I will date a guy my height if he is built like Reggie Bush, and believe it or not I have had more than a few that are! Basically I like running backs and linemen ( in the sense of body types. No jersey chasing over here). The problem is all these skinny short dudes love me, and I really don't understand. I look like their older sister or auntie. What can I do with someone that weighs less than  180 lbs besides crush him? I literally get scared to even think about intimacy although I have heard some great things that are not appropriate for this site. But anyways, as a cute fat chick its really hard to find a guy. I don't like ugly dudes because honestly I am not ugly! The big dark chocolate men that I love are always playing around with these little skinny hoes. Have you men ever felt on a thick chick? We are so soft you would love us!

Most of you probably think that I am picky, but I am really not. I give any man that is a gentleman and that approaches me with manners a chance. The problem is not that many do.  I am a good woman. I know, I know, a lot of people say that, but seriously I will list my qualities and faults and let's see who disagrees.

Pros
-Extremely intelligent and intellectual ( there is a difference)
-Loving beyond belief ( it gets me in trouble)
-Ride or Die ( this also gets me in trouble)
-I always have a job and I don't ask for shit
-College degree
-Beautiful
-Witty, sometimes even funny
-good credit
-decent reputation ( everyone is called a hoe at some point in time)
-God fearing ( I've read the Bible through 3 or 4 times)

Cons
-Bitchie
-loud
-curse like a sailor
-stubborn
-divaish tendencies
-nosey beyond belief ( especially if I don't trust your ass)
-a Fatty 

Looking at the list I still feel like my pros outweigh my cons, but I am not the judge. Unfortunately my last con, being a fatty, seems to weigh so heavy. It is something that some guys just can't get past. I cannot tell you how many times I have been told how beautiful my face is. That is not a compliment fellas. Why couldn't you just tell me that I was beautiful? I was actually told that the other day by a guy that was interested. Then he proceeded to tell me that he liked girls with more meat. What I don't understand is why that was needed. When I wake up in the morning I see in the mirror that I am bigger than average. Maybe he thought that I would otherwise be insecure? I didn't have to remind him that he was old and bald did I? What these men fail to realize is that I actually pull very attractive guys. Some girls fail to realize this too, so watch your man, I am known to steal them!

I wish I could list the names of the very attractive guys ( some with girlfriends) that have attempted to talk to me. Most of them won't approach me in front of others, they are too insecure to do that. But as soon as we are alone they can't help but be attracted to my impeccable charm! I kid! I kid! But seriously, it is sad that I have to be the undercover boo. I guess having 9 out of 10 great qualities isn't enough. I refuse to lose this battle, I will press on!

Don't lose faith is love fatties!

Tiffany